💬 Test your accent
Knowing how your French accent actually sounds is almost impossible on your own. Apps won't tell you, French people are too polite, and you can't hear yourself from the outside without doing the strange recorded-voice grimace. So read my four little lines: I will listen personally and send you an honest report card with letter grades. You'll know what already sounds good, what is getting in the way, and what to fix next.
Your reading
Read these four little lines in your normal voice — not your theatre voice, not your panic voice, just you.
- Bonjour, c'est Amélie : je marche dans la rue, près du vieux mur.
- Un bon vin blanc, un bout de pain brun, puis nous allons goûter.
- Vous avez oublié vos petits mots : le thé est très léger.
- Je souris, puis je répète trois phrases rapides sans avoir peur.
C'est envoyé ✅
I read these in small batches, so give me a couple of days 😊
Your report will arrive by email when it's ready ✉️
You've already used your free accent test.
Everyone gets one free reading, so yours is already in the books.
Want to keep working on it? Good instinct.
Paid members get the quarterly Accent Challenge: a fresh test, a new report card, and progress tracked across the year.